December 2009
148 posts
New Years Resolutions.
1. Drastically cut back on my soda intake. I love coke, like ridiculously. Like I have to ask myself, do I really want my fifth coke of the day? I’m drinking one right now. So, I’m gonna limit myself to one soda a day. I was originally gonna limit myself to one soda every two days but I don’t think I can do that.
2. Get out of credit card debt. Since moving out of my parents...
Aw. I just realized,
who am I suppose to kiss tomorrow night?
D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur!!
I decided on my New Year's Resolution.
They’re not awesome or anything but they effect my daily life. I’ll post it later.
We still haven't opened presents~~
OMG. My sister and I decided to get dressed up this year before we opened presents so we wouldn’t look like a hot mess in our pajamas when our parents took pictures and sent them out to the family. But damn, it’s almost 1:30 and still not one present even touched.
The people you are talking about are hipsters. They’re walking slowly...
– Dale from King of the Hill. LOLOL.
HAYYY Tumblr~
Sorry, I’ve been so distant lately. I was pretty sick for a few days. I think I might have had a little flu. I threw up in the sink while my roommate was doing the dishes. :( It sucked for him, but in retrospect, that was kinda funny. Anyways, now I’m in Niceville until Sunday for Christmas. I haven’t done anything other than shop since I got here. I wish I hadn’t waited...
Hate that.
You know when you’re doing absolutely great and suddenly you see something that just hits you in that soft spot, and totally out-of-the-blue you’re really upset?
...and we hope.
Against all odds. Against all experiences.
Confession: I've written a college essay on...
Yeah. Got an A, I think, too.
No, I didn't just use packing tape to get all the...
I need to find my lint roller…
Oh thanks for leaving me at home when we said we...
Fuckers.
Am I the one and only? 'cause you're the only one.
Yes, I’m the one and only, but I’m not the only one.
'True Blood' fills Alcide role →
outofstateplates:
(via amberislazy)
Hai!
He is pretty damn close to what I imagined him to look like. I’m satisfied.
Little me, please forgive me. I couldn’t see you hurting inside.
– Britney Spears, Little Me (Just Yesterday) (via felipezee)
NOT FAIR. HE SHOULD BE MINE!
My roommate, Alicia, just brought a guy over. A straight guy. OMG, he just watched the Bad Romance video with us AND SANG ALONG. And NOW! He’s making me play Taylor Swift songs for him!!! He’s gonna go see her in February! WHAT THE FUCK!? WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS!?
Oh my god.
A drunk bitch just showed up at our house. Eventually she began using muffin crumbs to depict a diagram of how much she hates guys on our sofa cushion. She then beat the sofa cushion and said crumbs to death for a long period of time.
No really, that just happened.
Oh gosh.
Kinda burned my bluffin' muffins. :(
@fousheezy
You’re suppose to be getting drunk, mister!!
SHOCKER!!!
We’re all drinking at the house tonight!? NO! Oh gosh… Pics to come, hopefully.
Who wants to join this mess?
Credits are the worst part of a movie.
When it’s a sad movie, it’s the saddest part.
When it’s a scary movie, it’s the scariest part.
Ugh.
Oh yeah.
I sucessfully convinced the whole party last night that me and a girl were making out. We caused a riot. XD
@welcometoross & @gregcantspell
Thanks for talking to me last night while I was trying to sober up! :D Haha, y’all are the best!
Yo. Listen everybody.
Everyone at the party got too shit-faced. I’m still chillin’ here to make sure everyone’s okay. Text me? I wanna talk to someone. 850 217 0818. :)
Don't stop it, let it flow.
Let your inhibitions go.
"Straight" boy I partied with last night just...
Weirdo… Just come out and marry me already.
I always wake up earlier on days when I'm off than...
It’s like trying to hold off the bad part of the day. But on my days off, I can start the good part earlier. :)